the reluctant lobotomist (fourfreedoms) wrote,
the reluctant lobotomist
fourfreedoms

BANZAI-TRON IS ACTUALLY A DECEPTICON

memphis86 and I discuss the casting spoiler for 4.13. It gets a little out of hand.



[23:01] fourfreedoms: okay, my staring at these pictures of Brock Kelly is getting a little nutso
[23:01] fourfreedoms: I have just kept the ohnotheydidnt post open
[23:01] fourfreedoms: since YESTERDAY
[23:01] memphis86: AHAHAHHA
[23:01] memphis86: OH NOES
[23:01] memphis86: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS OUT
[23:01] fourfreedoms: DEAR BROCK KELLY
[23:01] memphis86: THEY PULL YOU BACK IN
[23:02] fourfreedoms: YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE
[23:02] memphis86: LMAO
[23:02] fourfreedoms: it's just a fact of life
[23:03] memphis86: I dunno, it's just cracking my shit up
[23:03] memphis86: because everyone was like "OMG HE FUGLY"
[23:03] fourfreedoms: *eyes him*
[23:03] memphis86: and it makes me laaaaaaugh
[23:03] fourfreedoms: Well he looks nothing like Jensen
[23:03] fourfreedoms: but people who think he's fugly
[23:03] fourfreedoms: I JUST
[23:03] fourfreedoms: WHAT?
[23:03] memphis86: I KNOW
[23:03] memphis86: HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT FUGLY
[23:03] memphis86: OR HE WOULD BE ON A SHOW LIKE, "FACE TRAUMA"
[23:03] memphis86: OR RADIO
[23:03] fourfreedoms: AHAHAH
[23:04] fourfreedoms: but still
[23:04] fourfreedoms: it's a bizarre choice for Jensen
[23:04] memphis86: it is
[23:04] fourfreedoms: especially because he's got olive tone skin
[23:04] memphis86: because he's like, yeah!
[23:04] fourfreedoms: this boy is CLEARLY Mediterranean
[23:04] memphis86: And they have to paint Jensen orange
[23:04] fourfreedoms: in some capacity
[23:04] memphis86: and his name is BROCK KELLY
[23:04] memphis86: which makes me think of manly, strong men
[23:05] memphis86: unlike Jensen Ackles
[23:05] fourfreedoms: BROCK KELLY
[23:05] fourfreedoms: THE ROMANCE NOVEL HERO
[23:05] memphis86: which makes me think of Dutch pastries
[23:05] fourfreedoms: WITH THE MASSIVE PEEN
[23:05] memphis86: HEEEEE
[23:05] memphis86: OMG
[23:05] fourfreedoms: THAT MAKES GIRLS WEEP FROM PLEASURE
[23:05] memphis86: BROCK KELLY AND JARED HAVE A PEEN FIGHT
[23:05] fourfreedoms: AHAHAH
[23:05] fourfreedoms: BROCK WINS
[23:05] fourfreedoms: I'm A GROWER NOT A SHOWER
[23:05] memphis86: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
[23:06] memphis86: Brock Kelly doesn't need a wind machine
[23:06] memphis86: HE BRINGS HIS OWN
[23:06] fourfreedoms: Dear Brock
[23:06] fourfreedoms: STOP PUTTING THAT LEATHER COAT STRATEGICALLY IN FRONT OF YOUR DICK
[23:06] memphis86: *dies*
[23:06] fourfreedoms: IT IS IMPEDING MY EMPIRICAL STUDY
[23:06] memphis86: I THINK YOU MEAN EMPRICKAL
[23:07] memphis86: (zing!)
[23:07] fourfreedoms: OH WHOA NOW
[23:07] fourfreedoms: AND OBVIOUSLY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD SAM IS LIKE
[23:07] fourfreedoms: POSSIBLY I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOU
[23:07] fourfreedoms: BUT THAT THING
[23:08] memphis86: (WHEN I AM LEGAL)
[23:08] fourfreedoms: I'M GOING TO NEED COUNCELING
[23:08] fourfreedoms: Sam takes classes to prepare himself for brother sex
[23:08] memphis86: LOTS OF YOGA
[23:09] memphis86: and um, sitting on pineapples
[23:09] memphis86: is that a class?
[23:10] memphis86: or large gourds
[23:10] memphis86: (FINE I WILL BE NICE TO SAM)
[23:10] fourfreedoms: PINEAPPLES?
[23:10] fourfreedoms: IS BROCK'S PENIS A MUTANT?
[23:10] memphis86: I took it back!
[23:10] fourfreedoms: A TRANSFORMER
[23:10] memphis86: it's ribbed for pleasure
[23:10] fourfreedoms: LOOK IT CAN ALSO BE HELICOPTER
[23:10] memphis86: and it says Aloha when it comes
[23:10] memphis86: AHAHHAHAHAHA
[23:11] fourfreedoms: I CALL IT BANZAI-TRON
[23:12] memphis86: *rimshot*
[23:12] fourfreedoms: Sam: JESUS!
[23:12] fourfreedoms: CLEARLY WINCEST IS NOT CANON
[23:12] fourfreedoms: Since Brock came and ruined it with Decepticon penis
[23:13] memphis86: Sam's penis is Optimus Prime
[23:13] memphis86: ?
[23:14] fourfreedoms: tranforms into a large truck on rainy days
[23:14] fourfreedoms: next time the impala breaks down
[23:14] fourfreedoms: everybody can hop in
[23:14] memphis86: oh god, now I just pictured Sam's dick as Falcor from Neverending Story
[23:14] memphis86: or whatever the flying dog was called
[23:14] fourfreedoms: THE LUCK DRAGON
[23:14] memphis86: and Dean takes a MAGICAL ADVENTURE on it
[23:14] memphis86: WHATEVER
[23:15] memphis86: THE FUCK DRAGON
[23:15] fourfreedoms: IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE CALLING IT NOW?
[23:15] fourfreedoms: INCEST
[23:15] fourfreedoms: THE MAGICAL ADVENTURE RIDE
[23:15] memphis86: YES

ETA: I'm sorry Brock, YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE AGREED TO APPEAR ON THIS SHOW!
Tags: 4.13, casting spoiler, supernatural
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