I know you probably cry about the fact that fangirls think you're gay with alarming frequency. Well, I have one-upped you. People who actually know me think I'm gay with cerberos. In fact, they're tin hats. They are probably writing slash about us as we speak. I bet your parents never said to you, "ARE YOU SECRETLY DATING?" I bet you never said, hah, only your parents think we're gay, and then you went and called up your mother and she said, "Well, the thought had crossed my mind."