I feel like this could go wrong so easily
amberlynne: hahah yes
i was reading the description all o.O
fourfreedoms: well, I can say
I'm afraid for my vag
with most of these products
fourfreedoms: I can just see an episode of House
fourfreedoms: ALL ALONG IT TURNED OUT TO BE THAT CRAZY VIBRATOR
amberlynneo: i lopped my clit off with a sqweel!
fourfreedoms: Sqweel that I made myself out of a portable fan...speaking of things Ray would do
fourfreedoms: Random Marine: Hey Ray, where did my fan go?
Ray: doo ti doo ti doo [walking away now]
brad, i call it the AWESOME ASS LICKER
you have to try it
fourfreedoms: Brad: BAWWW
GET IT AWAY
it's a chemical weapon
fourfreedoms: Nate: Hitman 2-1, why are you freaking out on the comms?
fourfreedoms: Ray: This is Hitman 2-1, Brad here is being a pussy-ass bit--ALJFLDJDKJ
fourfreedoms: Brad: Hitman 2, this is hitman 2-1 actual, I have sufficiently secured the enemy.
fourfreedoms: That would probably be an excellent crack fic
amberlynne: would read and recommend
fourfreedoms: Ray: If you wanted logistics, you shoulda joined the army
MARINES MAKE DO WITH MY CONCOCTED SEX TOYS
amberlynne: hahaha he tries to make more and sell them and shit
Chaffin totally buys one
and probably Stafford and Christeson
Nate is like
amberlynne WHERE IS EVERYONE
fourfreedoms: HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS! NEVER TRUST RAY WITH YOUR NO-NO AREAS!