the reluctant lobotomist (fourfreedoms) wrote,
the reluctant lobotomist
fourfreedoms

Yes, I am evil, it has been confirmed

So this started because I forced regala_electra to look at Alex O'Loughlin's heinous tramp stamp. And then I mentioned how appalled she was to ericaplease and Erica revealed that she had never seen it. This is what ensued:

ericaplease : lol he has a hilarious tramp stamp?
fourfreedoms : OH MY GOD
fourfreedoms : plug it in to google
fourfreedoms : YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT
ericaplease : irl lol
ericaplease : i just snorted irl
fourfreedoms : I am not surprised that they cover it for Steve's character
because it is THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING EVER
fourfreedoms : it extends into his ass crack
fourfreedoms : IMAGINE BEING THE POOR SCHMUCK WHO HAD TO PART HIS ASS CHEEKS TO TATTOO HIM
ericaplease : omg i am dying
ericaplease : it hurts
ericaplease : omg ihu so much
fourfreedoms I'm giving your abs a workout
fourfreedoms : ALSO whhhhhhy? Why didn't someone say, NO, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND SAGGY
ericaplease : omg
ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhaahaha
ericaplease : lmao i just told julia and was like "i can't even ll, i am too horrified"
and she was like, DON'T MAKE ME GOOGLE 'ALEX O'LOUGHLIN'S ASS CRACK TATTOO'
fourfreedoms : YES SHE MUST
ericaplease : and forced me to link links :(
fourfreedoms : see when I first saw Generation Kill I was like
PLEASE GOD LET THAT NOT BE ASKARS' ACTUAL TATTOO. I never knew it could be worse.
fourfreedoms : SO MUCH WORSE
ericaplease : lolololololololololol
ericaplease : oh god
ericaplease : it is so terrible i can't even
ericaplease : SO UNFORTUNATE
ericaplease : now someone should write fic where danny just makes fun of that tattoo for the rest of steve's life
ericaplease : REST. OF. HIS. LIFE.
fourfreedoms : we were kind of sad when the show had him take his shirt off and showed his back and it clearly wasn't there because OBVIOUSLY Danny would
fourfreedoms Danny: tell me you got really fucked up with your army buddies and got that slapped on after you blacked out
fourfreedoms Steve: NAVY
ericaplease : lmao
fourfreedoms : Steve: and...I like it...
Danny: NO YOU DON'T
You are never allowed to make fun of New Jersey again since you are clearly someone COMPLETELY LACKING IN TASTE
ericaplease : lmao irl
fourfreedoms : also, the internet has informed me that one of his other tattoos is from an HR Giger print. What I take from this? HE IS ACTUALLY A GIANT FUCKING SCI-FI NERD who probably has all kind of fantasy pinups
ericaplease : lolol
fourfreedoms : and Star Trek models and he just has to PRETEND TO BE COOL because of his face
Tags: alex o'loughlin, h50
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