the reluctant lobotomist (fourfreedoms) wrote,
the reluctant lobotomist
fourfreedoms

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IT'S NOT WORTH KEEPING THE CRIMINALS OUT

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! The problem with having a state of the art alarm system is that it thinks we're intruders. Jesus. It's 2 AM and the fucking smoke alarms are all going off, there is one in every single room on all four floors of this house and it's so high pitched and loud.

OH JESUS. Now the regular alarms are all going off! What do I have to do around here to get some rest? Seriously. There is nothing I have in this house to steal that is worth this shit all the time. I mean christ. If you trip on the freaking stairs the entire house goes off. There are sensors on all the windows and doors and literally WILL not let you out.

DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

WELL FROM WHAT, I ASK YOU? THE FLOOR BOARDS CREAKING?
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