OH JESUS. Now the regular alarms are all going off! What do I have to do around here to get some rest? Seriously. There is nothing I have in this house to steal that is worth this shit all the time. I mean christ. If you trip on the freaking stairs the entire house goes off. There are sensors on all the windows and doors and literally WILL not let you out.
DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
WELL FROM WHAT, I ASK YOU? THE FLOOR BOARDS CREAKING?