Finding The Count of Monte Cristo DVD you were given for your birthday scratched up and ruined...$9.99
Running out of both tampons and tooth-paste on the same day...$16
Bottled-water from the over-priced campus grocery so you can take your advil liqui-gells without yacking it all up from shitty tap water...$2.00
Overhearing a drunken girl from the K-pack shouting about how her relationship with her boyfriend is over, while he drunkenly apologizes and assures her he'll figure it out...priceless.
There are somethings money can't fix.