the reluctant lobotomist (fourfreedoms) wrote,
the reluctant lobotomist
fourfreedoms

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He stuck my brain in backwards, clearly

Dear God in Heaven,

Why do you have to make me want to buy all the shoes in Thom Brown? You must be a masochist.

From Your 21st Century Doubting Thomas,
Lauren

I get these extreme moments of panic over the fact that I haven't bought new shoes or new earrings in a REALLY long time. It's totally insane. For all I know I could be failing my Japanese class, and I'm more hung up over the fact that there's empty space on my jewelry tree.

Dear God,

Let me amend my last statement. Why did you wire my head wrong? There is no question about this masochism thingy, anymore.

From,
You Know Who er as in Me
Tags: letters to the editor cc: god
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