the reluctant lobotomist (fourfreedoms) wrote,
the reluctant lobotomist
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If I don't finish this, Memfish will kill me

In the last 48 hours, a bajillion and six fic ideas were slung at me. And because I have to write all of those time stamps (read it: 3), I've devised a poll so that you can help me figure it out. Notice, Wincest!Gremlins is NOT an option.

Poll #1170458 HELP LAUREN WRITE FIC

Wentworth Miller/Channing Tatum titled "Birds of a Feather Immediately Fuck Together"

Er, wait wait, what?
5(35.7%)
After a premier with lots of tie tugging and dress shirt ripping and messy kisses
3(21.4%)
THEIR COMBINED PRETTY WILL BLOW STUFF UP, LEAVE IT ALONE
1(7.1%)
Where they are complete fucking queens who go shopping on Rodeo drive and fuck in Vera Wang gowns in a dressing room
1(7.1%)
Only if Sam Winchester is also involved somehow
4(28.6%)

That damn sixteen candles fic, Jake Ryan and Samantha FOREVAH

where they throw the cake aside and go at it right there on the table
1(6.7%)
where there is long prolonged build up, because Jake is truly helsa awkward BUT THEN IT IS AMAZING
2(13.3%)
STEP AWAY FROM THE JOHN HUGHES
2(13.3%)
or *cough* a threesome with Farmer Ted
0(0.0%)
Hey, what about that J2 Sixteen candles AU, hoeface?
10(66.7%)

More Never Back Down Jake/Ryan (do you think that there is something to the fact that their combined name is a SIXTEEN CANDLES CHARACTER, omg, CROSSOVER!)

The sequel to that last fic, where Jake visits Ryan in college, and everybody is like I wonder who the hot chick Ryan's got back home is, and Jake's like "ACTUALLY IT'S MEEEEEE"
3(25.0%)
Shower porn
5(41.7%)
Ryan/Mary-Sue
0(0.0%)
Your obsession with this movie is profound and startling, nevertheless, I will not read this fic
4(33.3%)

Or I suppose I could let you choose the other things I've already started...

Jared and Jensen as prep-school ENEMIES who have accidental sex
10(50.0%)
That sequel to The Flower Gleams that I promised memphis86
1(5.0%)
The Hackers AU that I overwrote so long ago. Start it again, ho.
2(10.0%)
The five-things fic that is a sequel to Stopped at the Crossroads
6(30.0%)
My totally trite roadtrip fic
1(5.0%)


This poll is actually the metaphor for my excellent weekend. Yes, really. And all the wine coolers I consumed.
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