AHAH, you clicked it. Okay, well I need a favor so that I can officially finish my Sophomore year of college. In my sociolinguistics class we're ending the year with studies, and we're trying to figure out if there's a difference in speech in how women talk about sex and masturbation. Most of these questions, unfortunately, are not ideal for regression, but we're still curious.
IF YOU ANSWER IT (PLEASE, PLEASE DO, I'VE ALREADY POLLED MY CLASSMATES BUT THEY'RE A VERY SPECIFIC SAMPLE), I WILL WRITE A DIRTY-HOT-WRONG MASTURBATION SEQUENCE INTO MY PREP SCHOOL AU, AND GET TWIN TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET, BUT SHE'LL DO IT.
How old are you? (only I will know if you answer)
Have you ever talked about masturbation with your friends?
If you talked about masturbation, on a scale of 1 to 5 how awkward was it
What sort of euphemisms do you use for girls masturbating
I have a euphemism you didn't think about, I'll tell you about it here
Do you think that women have fewer slang terms for masturbation that apply to them because they do it less?
I'll write a really embarrassing fan letter to Jensen on how much his lips hook me in and how much I love wincest and how much I imagine him and Jared doing it every day of the week, if you don't answer this poll, I SWEAR it!
Also, if you know anybody else who's curious about this sort of thing, PLEASE link to this. I promise that once I've done the models, I'll publish the results on here.
ETA: OHMYGOD, you guys are so awesome. This is such a huge number of responses, I can't even begin to thank you.