the reluctant lobotomist (fourfreedoms) wrote,
the reluctant lobotomist

Happy Day

Dear New Hampshire,

Yes, the way to give students a better education is to test them harder. Not, you know, give them money for better equipment, facilities, and teachers. That's just demented.

Public education in this country is so fucked.

Dear Roommate,

You are making my life unnecessarily difficult, as well your own. The fact that I find you immeasurably depressing is a huge statement about your behavior. Also, could you please stop tracking leaves into my room.

Dear Walgreens,

If you insist upon locking up the razors, perhaps you could do me a favor and provide me with somebody to unlock them again so I can buy them from you. Unless you're desperate to hold on to them or something.

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