Especially when you have lunch with Max and the talk turns to James (Cam Gigandet) from Twilight. Max is so funny. I was like, "I have a deep abiding love for the evil dude." And he was like, "Wait, the evil dude who was on the OC." And I was like YESSSS!
Max: but that guy is evil!
Lauren: I know, he was evil in Never Back Down.
Max: Was that the movie with the kick boxing?
Lauren: MMA? Yes.
Max: MMA. You have no idea how happy that makes me that that just came out of a girl's mouth. It's always like, "you know, that thing, where people kick people."
Lauren: Um, I'm pretty sure I only know it because of that movie.
Max: It was savagely gay, wasn't it.
Lauren: You saw it?
Max: No, you saw it.
Lauren: To be fair, I had no clue they were going to lock each other in bathrooms and roll all around on the floor.
But at least he's a natural blond. *cough* I fear that Max now thinks I'm going to write Twilight slash. *hides under desk*