Uh, my mother just moved back to the Netherlands, she's six hours ahead. I KNOW I TOLD YOU THIS.
But anyway, her latest antics involve demanding that a boy walk her home when she was drunk, she had to tell his friend to tell him to do the honors, AND THEN she attempted to attack him in the hallway in front of our door. Of course he made her open the door first in an attempt to stave off the kiss, so I got to witness the entire thing.
It was just one of those cinematic moments, her leaping through the air, and him desperately trying to dodge. He tripped over my roller blades in the hall though and it was all down hill from there.