My plan was to write crack porn. Instead I get drunk at a gay club and all the guys want to dance with me because they're too chicken to dance with each other. Fuck that shit, man, I don't have a dick, I can't be what you want. Ugh, but god, if I had a dick, I would've plowed through that place like Brian Kinney. And then laughed. And done it a second time.
Fuck you Jensen Ackles, I'd make a better guy than you do.