memphis86: seriously, CHAINSAW JASON GON' CUT A BITCH!
fourfreedoms: HE'S ASH
FROM THE EVIL DEAD
IT'S SUCH AN APT COMPARISON
DUMB, PRETTY, ALWAYS LOSES THE GIRL
memphis86: AHAHAHHA OMG YES
ASH AND JASON WALK INTO A BAR...
AND THEY SAY "OW! WHO PUT THIS BAR HERE?"
And then Ash kills the bar with his boomstick while Jason just tries to have sex with the bar.
Poor Jason. But oh, how we love him.