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Our dorm ran out of toilet paper three days ago so my roommates and I went on a toilet-paper liberation movement. In all actuality we stole it from the Saybrook basement (which required picking the locks on the toilet paper covers). It was incredibly tough work, I don't know how we got out alive.
Yes, aren't you just as excited as I am about my college experience?