Wish there was something better to tell you about my life. I basically work and sleep these days. Occasionally I text my friends. Occasionally my coworkers chase me around trying to tickle me when they get bored. Occasionally I get the urge to start writing porn when I'm ringing up someone's skanky bathing suit.
And I really want the mannequin with the pinstripe suit in men's sportwear to be real. I think we'd make awesome soul mates.